Hey NBC my bad.
But hey watch my Turner Classic Movies documentary because I think you should give me my own show. I am something that society needs. People are tired of looking at the same old faces that all look the same. I would have been famous years ago but I decided to take my time, create about 200 paintings, travel the world, meditate in the woods, party my butt my off (hey it was the 90's, heroin was in!) write a bunch of poems, screenplays, novels, study all the worlds religions, become a classic film historian and kicked all the bad habits I made in the meantime.
Anyway I am sorry.
I cannot even afford cable, well maybe we can do something about that.
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